In response to CAPTAiNxSAMiiE♥’s question of why King Titan is flying, firstly it’s not King Titan I thought his inferior armour was a dead give away there, it is his gay brother Prince Albert. Now coming from the same family they have similar characteristics, and Prince Albert can also fly, that is why he is floating.  Furthermore, to avoid destroying the wooden floor with his 4 tonne weight and ruining the line dancing experience for the rest of the senior community, the Prince thought it was wise to line dance floating. I thought that was obvious, but apparently the King and the Captain didn’t catch onto that one.

Now in response to King Titan, firstly you know full well that’s your gay brother. Wife 435 told me on numerous occasions that you and your family kept him out of the public eye for obvious reasons, being his natural line dancing ability.  And you forget that I am a humanoid, 1. You know full well that a humanoid cannot support the full Titan armour, bad costume or not Moony moon titanium, arguably the strongest metal around, cannot interact with human flesh. 2.  Moony Moon titanium is only found on the 6^th Moon of Moony moon Shabadoo 4, and can only be mined by Titan drones model no. 43267, of which have been destroyed to ensure your enemies cannot access the metal.  So how can that be me in a bad costume?

Now to your challenge, at this stage I am still in talks with my management as to wether or not I accept your challenge to a bloot ball match. However they are leaning towards a yes under the condition that ‘the cleaner’ is match referee and a bloot ball of 3 grams is used, not your 40kg standard issue for Titan bloot ball.  Location is not a problem, however the fields of Moony moon shabadoo 2 are preferred, I’m sure you will agree that the grass there is the softest in the galaxy. If these conditions can be met I will accept you challenge, you must also allow for a 50minute half time as the children have prepared a Titan tribute, macaroni pictures and pop-corn necklaces will be the centre piece as per your request.

 

 

 

This Photo was taken 1 week ago, its reported to be King Titan's gay brother prince Albert. As you can see he has inferior armour which is a dull silver compared to King Titans bright silver, he seems to be wearing a strange hat with a Mo, however this may be for 'Movember' the prostate cancer charity event, but it is the leather vest which seems the gayest.  A shocking piece of news I know, I suggest that you comment on King Titan’s blog about this piece of news, http://kingtitanrobot.spaces.live.com/.

For those of you who aren’t aware I'm a champion left right out blootball player, my skills are far superior than any other. However it seems that our coach King Titan is lets say dealing with 'monthly issues' at the moment, he has missed the last two training session due to an upset cpu and its possible that he may miss another 6 weeks due to this cpu problem. Well this really gets to me when you take on the responsibility of managing a champion blootball team you should be able to make the training session, I know when I missed a training session once King was furious, the only thing that stopped him from crushing me was his bet of $1.2 million moony bucks on me to lose the game, so had he crushed me he would have lost his bet. So instead he confiscated my touch cleats that I love to wear everywhere, especially straight after work, nothing says your cooler than getting changed after your shift and walking around in your blootball gear, rubbing it in your co-workers faces, thats power. The stability that the cleats gave me also ruined my chances of challenging a co-worker jim for best escalator rider, alas I had to settle for 4th behind jim, fennel and dill in that order.  So King I hope your at training next time.

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme  cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is  administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up Golf Courses" in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here: