For those of you who aren’t aware I'm a champion left right out blootball player, my skills are far superior than any other. However it seems that our coach King Titan is lets say dealing with 'monthly issues' at the moment, he has missed the last two training session due to an upset cpu and its possible that he may miss another 6 weeks due to this cpu problem. Well this really gets to me when you take on the responsibility of managing a champion blootball team you should be able to make the training session, I know when I missed a training session once King was furious, the only thing that stopped him from crushing me was his bet of $1.2 million moony bucks on me to lose the game, so had he crushed me he would have lost his bet. So instead he confiscated my touch cleats that I love to wear everywhere, especially straight after work, nothing says your cooler than getting changed after your shift and walking around in your blootball gear, rubbing it in your co-workers faces, thats power. The stability that the cleats gave me also ruined my chances of challenging a co-worker jim for best escalator rider, alas I had to settle for 4th behind jim, fennel and dill in that order.  So King I hope your at training next time.