In response to CAPTAiNxSAMiiE♥’s question of why King Titan is flying, firstly it’s not King Titan I thought his inferior armour was a dead give away there, it is his gay brother Prince Albert. Now coming from the same family they have similar characteristics, and Prince Albert can also fly, that is why he is floating.  Furthermore, to avoid destroying the wooden floor with his 4 tonne weight and ruining the line dancing experience for the rest of the senior community, the Prince thought it was wise to line dance floating. I thought that was obvious, but apparently the King and the Captain didn’t catch onto that one.

Now in response to King Titan, firstly you know full well that’s your gay brother. Wife 435 told me on numerous occasions that you and your family kept him out of the public eye for obvious reasons, being his natural line dancing ability.  And you forget that I am a humanoid, 1. You know full well that a humanoid cannot support the full Titan armour, bad costume or not Moony moon titanium, arguably the strongest metal around, cannot interact with human flesh. 2.  Moony Moon titanium is only found on the 6^th Moon of Moony moon Shabadoo 4, and can only be mined by Titan drones model no. 43267, of which have been destroyed to ensure your enemies cannot access the metal.  So how can that be me in a bad costume?

Now to your challenge, at this stage I am still in talks with my management as to wether or not I accept your challenge to a bloot ball match. However they are leaning towards a yes under the condition that ‘the cleaner’ is match referee and a bloot ball of 3 grams is used, not your 40kg standard issue for Titan bloot ball.  Location is not a problem, however the fields of Moony moon shabadoo 2 are preferred, I’m sure you will agree that the grass there is the softest in the galaxy. If these conditions can be met I will accept you challenge, you must also allow for a 50minute half time as the children have prepared a Titan tribute, macaroni pictures and pop-corn necklaces will be the centre piece as per your request.